Golf Burnout

=)) I just had to! : Please Read.
No Offence golf drivers  hahaha

Q: How do you upgrade a Golf?

A: Put in an engine.

Q: Why do Golf's have heated rear windows?

A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.

Q: What's the difference between a Golf & the principal's office?

A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: What goes on pages 4 of the Golf user's manual?

A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What is the sport-version of Golf?

A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Golf at the top of a hill?

A: A miracle.

Q: What do you call two Golf's at the top of a hill?

A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a Golf with dual exhausts?

A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: How do you double the value of a Golf?

A: Half fill it with petrol!

Q: What to you call a Golf with brakes?

A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Golf gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?

A: Stop pushing & take refuge in the car.

Q: What is the Golf owner's most ardent wish?

A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a Golf with a seat belt?

A: A rucksack.

Q: How do you make a Golf go faster uphill?

A: Throw out the passenger.

Q: How do you make a Golf go faster downhill?

A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What do you call a Golf with a flat tire?

A: A write off.

A man goes to a parts garage, "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Golf

please?"

Parts man, "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."

"I can see you've got a new car - a Golf!"

"Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery."

"What was the first prize then?"

"A fruit-basket!

Post a Comment

Please Select Embedded Mode To Show The Comment System.*

Previous Post Next Post